• Alphabet
• Water
• A rectangular white piece of paper
• An animal hair
• A parrot’s tongue
• A black ink fountain pen
• A pan and a fork

-        Pour the water in the pan

-        Introduce an animal’s hair and a parrot’s tongue

-        Boil and mix the whole at precisely 102 degrees Fahrenheit

-        Then write the alphabet in black ink on the paper

-        Wait twenty minutes and introduce the paper in the mixture

-        Once there, pronounce the following words very clearly: “mind the animal deliver his language!”