How to become a scientist…EASILY?

You want to become a scientist without effort? Try this potion and you will be satisfied from result.

Ingredients:

- A calculator - A ruler - A square - A compass - glasses - 1Lof whisky - A pencil - 3 L of milk

   Steps: 1: Put in the blender: the calculator, the ruler,

the square, glasses, the pencil and the compass.

2: Put 1L of whisky and 3L of milk in a container.

3: Mix the ingredients in a pot.

4: Put the pot to heat for 1h.

5: Leave it to rest for 2 days.

6: Drink the potion.

RESULTS: After having drunk the potion, you become a very good

                                          scientist after few minutes without having made an effort.