How to become mentally blond?

You want to be more intelligent? You want to be taken seriously? 

You are fed up with appearing stupid?

So try this recipe, the result is fantastic!

Ingredients:

- Two camomile flowers

- Three eggs

- Some pieces of paper from your schoolbooks

- A lock of hair from a true blond

Steps:

- Ask a true blond to give you a lock of hair

- Gather all of your schoolbooks and tear some pages into pieces

- Break the eggs and keep only the egg yolks

- Pick two camomile flowers and pluck the petals

- Put the lock of hair, the pieces of paper, the egg yolks and the petals into a mixer

- Grind the preparation and put it into a champagne glass

After that you become mentally blond, all you have to do is colour your hair and it will match your personality!

Before	AND	After